Sorry… don’t have his number…
He never existed
Sam, when you die, YOU get to tell Him that he doesn’t exist.
Text a murderer?
Honk in the parking lot out back if you want to hire him to help with your yardwork.
Jesus has a smartphone!
(wait, don’t you get it? You’re not texting Jesus, you’re texting someone else, then dying in a fiery car crash and THEN meeting Jesus. Aren’t tragedies fun?!)
Oh, thanks Dustin, cuz I wasn’t sure what the sign meant!
Have his peep get ahold of my peeps!
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Sorry… don’t have his number…
He never existed
Sam, when you die, YOU get to tell Him that he doesn’t exist.
Text a murderer?
Honk in the parking lot out back if you want to hire him to help with your yardwork.
Jesus has a smartphone!
(wait, don’t you get it? You’re not texting Jesus, you’re texting someone else, then dying in a fiery car crash and THEN meeting Jesus. Aren’t tragedies fun?!)
Oh, thanks Dustin, cuz I wasn’t sure what the sign meant!
Have his peep get ahold of my peeps!