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I at first thought this was some kind of
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They must have finished painting the town red.
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Ouch!
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  1. RedheadCrazy
    Posted 13 Aug 2010 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    Sorry… don’t have his number…

  2. Sam
    Posted 14 Aug 2010 at 12:46 am | Permalink

    He never existed

  3. Jemini
    Posted 15 Aug 2010 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    Sam, when you die, YOU get to tell Him that he doesn’t exist.

  4. JKY
    Posted 19 Aug 2010 at 12:11 am | Permalink

    Text a murderer?

  5. Duncan
    Posted 11 Sep 2010 at 3:09 am | Permalink

    Honk in the parking lot out back if you want to hire him to help with your yardwork.

  6. GOODLIFENOW
    Posted 23 Dec 2010 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    Jesus has a smartphone!

  7. dustinbrownman
    Posted 5 Mar 2011 at 7:32 am | Permalink

    (wait, don’t you get it? You’re not texting Jesus, you’re texting someone else, then dying in a fiery car crash and THEN meeting Jesus. Aren’t tragedies fun?!)

  8. MontanaJana
    Posted 6 Mar 2011 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    Oh, thanks Dustin, cuz I wasn’t sure what the sign meant!

  9. MontanaJana
    Posted 6 Mar 2011 at 12:31 am | Permalink

    Have his peep get ahold of my peeps!

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