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Dishes in a menu. Should I go for the new-found shrimp, or the explosion head??
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Mind the gaps in the skin on your finger??
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What?!?!?
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  1. RedheadCrazy
    Posted 13 Aug 2010 at 6:41 pm | Permalink

    I’d like to see anyone coming up with a reply to that…

  2. Sam
    Posted 14 Aug 2010 at 12:45 am | Permalink

    There was no ark, and the bible is a bunch of BS

  3. Jemini
    Posted 15 Aug 2010 at 1:27 am | Permalink

    Because Noah was itching to get going………………

  4. outofbooks
    Posted 16 Aug 2010 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    And how did Noah’s wife not strangle him for forgetting to pack the Deep Woods OFF?

  5. Rob
    Posted 15 Sep 2010 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    Don’t mosquito larvae live in water??

  6. me
    Posted 11 Oct 2010 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    Because without the mosquito a lot of fish and birds would die…

  7. Marie
    Posted 8 Nov 2010 at 10:51 am | Permalink

    The damn things were´nt brought, they snuck in as usual!!!

  8. Kris
    Posted 2 Oct 2011 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    They are actually gonna discuss THAT on sunday at 9 am?

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Where Superman's girlfriend lives.
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Now that's an act of God [selective editing of
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No, really: stop the car NOW.