What a good name – it takes some of the pressure off the barber. "Hey, if the Lord wanted you to have straight bangs today He would have held my hand steady."

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1. eggplant
   Posted 14 Aug 2010 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

   Rely on God to make sure the barber doesn’t screw up.

2. GOODLIFENOW
   Posted 23 Dec 2010 at 10:31 pm | Permalink

   God, could I have another dollar or two? I want a better haircut.

3. claire
   Posted 29 Oct 2011 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

   Just a barber’s excuse in case he screws up.

4. Bistromath
   Posted 30 Apr 2012 at 10:39 pm | Permalink

   The blind Chinese barber doth pray to the Lord each day. The Lord Spaketh unto him, in Chinese, saying, roughly, “I give unto you this sacrifice…”