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1. SweetPete
   Posted 28 Feb 2011 at 10:24 pm | Permalink

   Diving or jumping from bridge??? It should be called Dumbass River….

2. chuckaroo
   Posted 5 Mar 2011 at 5:01 am | Permalink

   No diving or jumping — what if some ass wanted to jiggle their knickers? What about THAT sinage people…

3. ithinktoomuch
   Posted 5 Mar 2011 at 6:06 am | Permalink

   Keep yo ass outta da river

4. cvg4u.com
   Posted 6 Apr 2011 at 12:30 am | Permalink

   Somass river? It’s sad when a country simply tires of naming their national resources.

5. hi
   Posted 14 Apr 2011 at 3:00 pm | Permalink

   it dosent have a @$$!

6. chas
   Posted 12 Jul 2012 at 2:59 am | Permalink

   It only has som ass when a jack ass jumps in it…