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If you are mowing over children, you may do so forward AND backward.

CATEGORIES: Death, Stickfigures, Warnings TAGS: , , ,

5 Alternative captions

  1. spotted
    Posted 21 Feb 2011 at 6:05 am | Permalink

    After severing the leg, be sure to crush the head.

  2. Posted 26 Feb 2011 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    Comunist better homes and garden..

  3. chuckaroo
    Posted 5 Mar 2011 at 3:59 am | Permalink

    To sever the left leg of the midget, pull the lever towards your body, going backwards. To sever the right leg, push the lever away from your body going forward.

  4. bmf
    Posted 2 May 2011 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    Let me get this straight. It’s not ok to drive on a 10 degree slope but it’s ok to run over your kids
    a lawnmower. Wow!!! Who knew?

  5. chas
    Posted 6 Jul 2012 at 2:37 am | Permalink

    Sometimes ur mower gets stuck & a child gives good traction …

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