I definitely want to be the best
Unfortunately, it's hard to catch anyone who is jumping.
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Thou Shalt Not Lie

CATEGORIES: Churches, Intentionally Funny TAGS: ,

5 Alternative captions

  1. KnittyGrittyGran
    Posted 17 Mar 2011 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    Guess “vertically challenged” would not fit on the sign!!!!

  2. SpikeyJo
    Posted 22 Mar 2011 at 1:23 am | Permalink

    In case the warning about the pastor is not enough, the yellow sign to the left should say it all…

  3. RachelM
    Posted 25 Mar 2011 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    This guys need a new PR rep.

  4. J-Money
    Posted 19 Nov 2012 at 2:30 am | Permalink

    Short as in 15 minute message, or short as in under 5’4″.

  5. Tourist
    Posted 27 Jul 2015 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    I myself would surely go.

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