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  1. Tip O'Rourke
    Posted 11 May 2011 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    I hear the food is to die for.

  2. wasabee
    Posted 20 May 2011 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    I was there. Excellent food, large plates for reasonable prices, FATAL means wooden plate in hungarian.

  3. Jazabella
    Posted 21 May 2011 at 2:08 am | Permalink

    Only occasionally…usually it’s just a touch of E coli

  4. Posted 27 May 2011 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    “Our breakfast special for today: French Toast with powdered anthrax sprinkled on top”

  5. Blackcat
    Posted 7 Jun 2011 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    Be sure to stop by our restaurant in new york “The last supper”

  6. VW Loyal1
    Posted 21 Jun 2011 at 10:34 pm | Permalink

    “Hotel California” is not better, you check in and you cannot check out….Here you REALLY check out.

  7. hiimbob
    Posted 6 Jul 2011 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    dont forget a side od mousetrap saandwich (the kind the cuts off their heads)

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