Also, don’t breathe or make any movements at all.

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1. Trey Marshall
   Posted 30 Jul 2011 at 6:00 am | Permalink

   Sounds like California too. Unless you have a star, Grammy, Emmy or globe award.

2. cja
   Posted 30 Jul 2011 at 7:08 am | Permalink

   They could have saved space, and just wrote “NO FUN”.

3. bellkia
   Posted 6 Aug 2011 at 12:48 pm | Permalink

   we dont allow anything to happen here

4. a little smile
   Posted 8 Aug 2011 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

   no motorcycling, no picking flowers, no sitting on tables, no cars, no littering, no trumpets, no picking up stuff while wearing fancy shoes, no kicking balls, no guns, no walking dogs, no cutting down trees and NO CAMPFIRES!

5. unusual
   Posted 26 Aug 2011 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

   You’re allowwed to have sex, though.

6. Terra
   Posted 14 Sep 2011 at 2:32 am | Permalink

   Positively no playing Jenga

7. angimaple
   Posted 21 Sep 2011 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

   BUT I am walking on the grass!!! HAHA!!!