I definitely want to be the best
Unfortunately, it's hard to catch anyone who is jumping.
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CATEGORIES: Accidentally R-rated, Failed Marketing TAGS: , ,

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  1. anonymous
    Posted 15 Nov 2011 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    the reason why they feel they have to advertise these is because star wars isn’t that popular among fags.

  2. marineair
    Posted 25 Dec 2011 at 4:38 am | Permalink

    watch out for the light at the end of the tunnel

  3. Sue McGowan Lewis suzimacone
    Posted 1 Feb 2012 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    Turn on Your Love Light… Neil Diamond song

  4. Windowdove
    Posted 1 Jul 2012 at 4:23 am | Permalink

    Juuust incase you forget where your penis is!

  5. bun bun
    Posted 20 Jul 2012 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    “Turn on your love light…let it shine on me.”
    (A little bit higher…a little bit higher…)

  6. Rocket
    Posted 20 Dec 2012 at 3:39 am | Permalink

    (707): I think it’s time we have the “weird fetish” talk.

  7. Jade
    Posted 25 Feb 2014 at 3:36 am | Permalink

    That guy looks so excited about the condom. Just imagine how happy he’d be if there was actually a woman in the ad

  8. daxis
    Posted 10 Apr 2014 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    light up your sex light

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