Who signed their lease first?
Here is bad sign with a lot of problems, like the “S” falling down on the job. The kerning in PRIVATE DRIVE is really awesome. It looks like a crazy eye test at the DMV. This sign is so bad, it’s real

CATEGORIES: Failed Marketing

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  1. louisee
    Posted 28 Jan 2012 at 3:39 am | Permalink

    damn- me eat 24-7

  2. moose-abuse
    Posted 2 Feb 2012 at 9:39 pm | Permalink

    Eat the fucking cookie!

  3. whatever
    Posted 21 Feb 2012 at 4:49 am | Permalink


  4. Big Al
    Posted 28 Mar 2013 at 2:11 am | Permalink

    Do they rent daily, weekly, monthly?
    Can you sign a lease?

    That would be the lease they could do……………………

  5. Nintendofan12
    Posted 9 May 2013 at 12:37 pm | Permalink

    I Should Go To Hardees, Mcdonalds, Wendys, LJS, KFC, Taco Bell, And Burger King

  6. barnesy
    Posted 3 Nov 2013 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    You all fu-coffee!

  7. Stormy
    Posted 24 Apr 2014 at 4:50 am | Permalink

    Funny how you automatically read this with an accent. Don’t deny it you know you did – we all did!!

  8. seattlekatie
    Posted 15 Jul 2014 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    Stormy: heehee. :)

    My caption would be, “No soup for you! There are rules people, RULES!!!!!!!!!!! Now, get out my shop~!”

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Guaranteed to make your dog barf!
Must be well read deer.
You're selling what??