Restaurant restroom

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1. Ecsa0014
   Posted 8 Feb 2012 at 5:24 am | Permalink

   The others sort of make sense but I really have to wonder about that last one. Has anyone EVER tried pissing in a toilet like a dog lol.

2. Howierd
   Posted 14 Feb 2012 at 1:39 am | Permalink

   No praying to the porcelain god

3. Mateo
   Posted 28 Mar 2012 at 2:28 am | Permalink

   Pope is coming…so just missionary position allowed

4. HockeyKid
   Posted 30 Mar 2012 at 3:25 am | Permalink

   RULES:
   1. Sit and crap in the toilet at all times.
   2. No peeing standing up.
   3. No puking in the toilet.
   4. No perching on the toilet. We can see the crap coming out of your butt when you do that.
   5. No looking in the toilet?
   6. No climbing on the toiley.

5. RobertClark4777
   Posted 19 Apr 2012 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

   WARNING, OUR TOILET IS VERY SHY AND EMOTIONAL.
   Please abide by the following rules:

   1. Sitting on the toilet is OK.
   2. Do not stand and stare at the toilet.
   3. Do not try to look deeper into the toilet bowl.
   4. Do not stand on the toilet and look at the stall door.
   5. Do not read the instructions on how to use the toilet.
   6. Do not try to peek behind the toilet.