The others sort of make sense but I really have to wonder about that last one. Has anyone EVER tried pissing in a toilet like a dog lol.
No praying to the porcelain god
Pope is coming…so just missionary position allowed
1. Sit and crap in the toilet at all times.
2. No peeing standing up.
3. No puking in the toilet.
4. No perching on the toilet. We can see the crap coming out of your butt when you do that.
5. No looking in the toilet?
6. No climbing on the toiley.
WARNING, OUR TOILET IS VERY SHY AND EMOTIONAL.
Please abide by the following rules:
1. Sitting on the toilet is OK.
2. Do not stand and stare at the toilet.
3. Do not try to look deeper into the toilet bowl.
4. Do not stand on the toilet and look at the stall door.
5. Do not read the instructions on how to use the toilet.
6. Do not try to peek behind the toilet.