Fire your translator.
Well, no one on that plane will be hepful in an emergency if they follow those instructions.
It’ll be like “Anyone got any handcuffs?” ” No?”. ” Well, we’re doomed…”
FINE PRINT: “Our translators disclaim any future psycosexual traumas which deal with your “it” and handcuffs in combination and which may arise from the use of our toilet facilities.”
Geez, they’re always aiming services at the sophisticated people nowadays…
“… and if you manage to get all that done without dying, please reset the it and leave the handcuffs for the next client, as they are quite expensive and quite washable.”
Geez, mom! It wasn’t my fault I bunged up the hatch part!
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