Where do I start? Criticize the business model of charging more for increased demand, or the use of commas?

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1. Jhef
   Posted 28 Dec 2012 at 11:15 am | Permalink

   Baby: “Jack, if your party ever forms a federal grneovment, how will my generation ever pay off our future kabzillion dollar debt?”Jack: “You don’t. You just pile more onto the next generation so that your generation can live way beyond your means in the now.”Baby: “But are your policies good for Canada?”Jack: “Are they good for Canada? Hmmmm…?? Don’t know? Nobody ever asks that. But it doesn’t matter. You see, Baby, since we don’t have a hope in … er, uh…um… well, a hope of ever winning power, that leaves us free to promise anything and everything to everybody because we will never have to deliver on them anyway. And if by some miracle it did happen, we would just blame the mismanagement of the previous administration for forcing us to break our promises.”Baby: “I already hate politicians. Put me down!”

2. G
   Posted 1 Jan 2013 at 12:56 am | Permalink

   Maybe start by learning what a comma is?